My hoooman is currently being trained - we allow her to go to sleep just before midnight and then wake her at a random time between two and four in the morning. But hooomans are pretty stupid animals and it is going to take years to train this one.
|This is very cute looking kitten - Merlin and I were never as small as that.|
|This is another of my cousins. Cousin Cyril may need a machine gun but this is Cousin Nigel . |
Thankfully we have never met.
|All of us are Tigers at heart. Look at the gnashers on cousin Cedric. |
So next time you see a cute little kitten remember Cousin Nigel and Cousin Cedric.
Come to think of it my sister Merlin is pretty darn scary too.
|She only looks innocent - you should see the size of her big , hairy paws. She can punch me into orbit without any effort. And she knows how to use her claws. |
I am off to train hoooman further on the concept of feeding on demand.
Frankie de Tom Cat