I got my own back at two in the morning - I woke hoooman up using my teeth on her feet. After she screamed and told me to "F**K off Frankie" I demanded food by purring very loudly in her ear. Merlin never does this - girl cats are just so stupid.
|Princess Merlin - aka Slasher|
I have to go and beg for another dinner - a pitiful cry and a pathetic look on my face usually works.
"Hooomans: No fur, no paws, no tail. They run away from mice. They never get enough sleep. How can you help but love such an absurd animal?"
Anonymous cat about hooomans