Saturday, April 30, 2011

Thanks to my friend in Sweden we have a title ...thank you.

My friend in Sweden may be a hoooman but she has my best interest at heart.  I wanted to insert a picture of my smiling but I am too much of a god to smile for mere hooomans.  So I sent my assistant Merlin out to get a picture - Merlin is a silly girl cat and came back with this one.

It is so true - cats only smile at hooomans when they want to confuse them and manipulate them into doing something.

I like yawning at my hoooman - that way I can show her all my teeth, a small warning of what us cats are capable of.

I think that hoooman wants to go and read her newspaper - she usually falls asleep half way through - so we are going upstairs (she reads in bed ! ? ! ) via the cat food sweetie jar.  We will probably be back later as she never sleeps for very long.

Bye minions


Hoooman looks inhoooman today

It is almost sunny outside and it is snoozing time!

I am not really very awake so am unable to dazzle you with my usual feline wit and intelligence.  Hoooman is looking pretty awful - grey face, bleary eyes and her hair looks a mess.  I am always good looking - even if I say so myself.

I will update y'all (got that word from a cousin in the US) later.


Friday, April 29, 2011

Loving life and stupid girl cats

This cat isn't me (I am much more handsome than he is) but he depicts how I feel about life just now.

Today I managed to eat more than my bodyweight in roast beef and honey roast ham - and I didn't barf it all up again.

When Merlin tried to beat me up I managed to outrun her and she got confused and scared and ran off to our hoooman slave to get a cuddle.  Women!

I am sure that there are some boy cats out there looking for the lady cat of their dreams (and my nightmares) so here is a picture of Princess Slasher Merlin.

Well - okay - I admit that it isn't really Merlin but I am sure that she would look just as stupid in a pink dress.  Hoooman is a girl but she is way too fat to wear a tutu, I think that she is far too old as well.  I almost feel sorry for hoooman - but she has us to care for and that keeps her out of trouble.

Frankie's cat quote of the day:- 

“Those who’ll play with cats must expect to be scratched.” – Miguel de Cervantes

Bye for now hooomans and feline gods.

Frankie x

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

My cousin Maru

It's me again.

It is dark outside so it is time to run around the flat with Merlin - it's best if we shout at each other and thud up and down the stairs.  This seems to wake hoooman up and she gets grumpy.  Are all hooomans grumpy or just ours?

This is a picture me with my supply of grass.  As you can see we live really high up in the sky.  The building across the road was built in 1700s and was a monastery for Carthusians prior to that (I think the are hooomans).  Hooomans live in it now, but the best bit is that the big spotlights at the front of the building make any fellow feline look H-U-G-E when they pass between the light and the building.  Makes a cat want to howl - and we do.  Hoooman says that we are not allowed to howl when its dark.  I dunno why.

Anyhow - hoooman is going to head upstairs and try and get some sleep (weird time of day to sleep, why can't she sleep during the day like civilised animals) and maybe even read her own mewspaper from Tuesday.

Before I go I must introduce you to my foreign cousin Maru.  Maru stays in Tokyo and is really famous, he is a Scottish Fold cat.

Enjoy Maru slaves.

Frankie de Tom Cat

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Dear Minions


I have been really busy doing nothing this week, the work of a cat is just never done.  I have to look cool and calm all the time.  This is doubly hard when you have blood running down your handsome face - stupid sister Merlin keeps beating me up.  Stupid women cats.

I am off to rig her bed to collapse when she lies on it.  Ha Ha


Wednesday, April 06, 2011

Stupid girl cats

Hello fans

I have been a little busy this week and almost forgot to update this here diary thingy.  I have been coughing again (no big deal but it upsets hoooman) and hoooman has spoken to the vet - to cut a really confusing story short I have to use my asthma inhaler more often.

I have to sit with this device on my face for a short time.  It doesn't hurt but hoooman seems to enjoy giving me a cuddle and since I am boy cat I am not really 'into' cuddles.  Sometimes I stick my claws into her when she picks me up - her front looks like a dart board or one of those knife throwing targets.

I found this sign for that stupid sister of mine.

I often wonder if she really came from the same litter as me - whilst I am charming and handsome she is just dim and vacant,

                                          Does that ⬆⬆ look like an intelligent cat?