My friend in Sweden may be a hoooman but she has my best interest at heart. I wanted to insert a picture of my smiling but I am too much of a god to smile for mere hooomans. So I sent my assistant Merlin out to get a picture - Merlin is a silly girl cat and came back with this one.
It is so true - cats only smile at hooomans when they want to confuse them and manipulate them into doing something.
I like yawning at my hoooman - that way I can show her all my teeth, a small warning of what us cats are capable of.
I think that hoooman wants to go and read her newspaper - she usually falls asleep half way through - so we are going upstairs (she reads in bed
! ? ! ) via the cat food sweetie jar. We will probably be back later as she never sleeps for very long.
Bye minions
Frankie
