My friend in Sweden may be a hoooman but she has my best interest at heart. I wanted to insert a picture of my smiling but I am too much of a god to smile for mere hooomans. So I sent my assistant Merlin out to get a picture - Merlin is a silly girl cat and came back with this one.
It is so true - cats only smile at hooomans when they want to confuse them and manipulate them into doing something.
I like yawning at my hoooman - that way I can show her all my teeth, a small warning of what us cats are capable of.
I think that hoooman wants to go and read her newspaper - she usually falls asleep half way through - so we are going upstairs (she reads in bed ! ? ! ) via the cat food sweetie jar. We will probably be back later as she never sleeps for very long.
It is dark outside so it is time to run around the flat with Merlin - it's best if we shout at each other and thud up and down the stairs. This seems to wake hoooman up and she gets grumpy. Are all hooomans grumpy or just ours?
This is a picture me with my supply of grass. As you can see we live really high up in the sky. The building across the road was built in 1700s and was a monastery for Carthusians prior to that (I think the are hooomans). Hooomans live in it now, but the best bit is that the big spotlights at the front of the building make any fellow feline look H-U-G-E when they pass between the light and the building. Makes a cat want to howl - and we do. Hoooman says that we are not allowed to howl when its dark. I dunno why.
Anyhow - hoooman is going to head upstairs and try and get some sleep (weird time of day to sleep, why can't she sleep during the day like civilised animals) and maybe even read her own mewspaper from Tuesday.
Before I go I must introduce you to my foreign cousin Maru. Maru stays in Tokyo and is really famous, he is a Scottish Fold cat.
