Showing posts with label bodyweight. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bodyweight. Show all posts

Friday, April 29, 2011

Loving life and stupid girl cats


This cat isn't me (I am much more handsome than he is) but he depicts how I feel about life just now.

Today I managed to eat more than my bodyweight in roast beef and honey roast ham - and I didn't barf it all up again.

When Merlin tried to beat me up I managed to outrun her and she got confused and scared and ran off to our hoooman slave to get a cuddle.  Women!


I am sure that there are some boy cats out there looking for the lady cat of their dreams (and my nightmares) so here is a picture of Princess Slasher Merlin.



Well - okay - I admit that it isn't really Merlin but I am sure that she would look just as stupid in a pink dress.  Hoooman is a girl but she is way too fat to wear a tutu, I think that she is far too old as well.  I almost feel sorry for hoooman - but she has us to care for and that keeps her out of trouble.



Frankie's cat quote of the day:- 

“Those who’ll play with cats must expect to be scratched.” – Miguel de Cervantes



Bye for now hooomans and feline gods.

Frankie x