My hoooman called me a "mummy's boy" last night. How dare she - I am a lean, mean killing machine. If it were not for the fact that it was cold and I was huddled up under the duvet with hoooman I would have had something to say to her for uttering such a accusation.
I got my own back at two in the morning - I woke hoooman up using my teeth on her feet. After she screamed and told me to "F**K off Frankie" I demanded food by purring very loudly in her ear. Merlin never does this - girl cats are just so stupid.
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| Princess Merlin - aka Slasher |
<<<<<< How could this cat possibly be related to me. Where is the proof that we came from the same litter? She is so stupid - even hoooman says that Merlin goes down the stairs by hurling herself off the top landing and hoping for a good decent. Sort of like the Lemmings that hooomans say commit suicide by leaping off a cliff. Hooomans know nothing.
I have to go and beg for another dinner - a pitiful cry and a pathetic look on my face usually works.
"Hooomans: No fur, no paws, no tail. They run away from mice. They never get enough sleep. How can you help but love such an absurd animal?"
Anonymous cat about hooomans
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